We have received mail from a viewer stating that she found the title of the following item offensive. So as to comply with her wishes we have decided to rename this item. We had a quick pole in the office for a suitable new name and we are happy to say the result was unanimous:
New in, from the same supplier that last year brought us the ' I've got my head stuck in a small coconut' Falconry Hood. We are fairly certain we will be the exclusive supplier of.....(Drum Roll)........Poo Justin On a Rope
YES, In this fiendishly simple stroke, the creator has taken a traditional leather bird lure design and applied a minimalist inspiration from Sweden, discarding the finely sculptured feather like edges with a smoother ergonomic design. Further unnecessary decadent features such as a weighted hoop in a pleasant contrasting colour have also been stripped away leaving this simplistic brown Bezier curve.
Poo Justin on a Rope Lure
Brown, Real Leather, Durable. Contains no actual is full of (Ed.) fecal matter. Comes complete with Creance (Rope and Handle)
Brown Leather Lure
Camouflage Hawking Vest
Last one Size Large
Made from hard wearing Cordura
First class piece of hunting equipment that has pockets inside, outside and in the back too.
Fully Adjustable strapping for extra comfort.
Triple Skinned Buffalo Falconry Glove 9”
Buffalo Leather , Black Velour Lined Sleeve, Integral ' D ' Loop, Leather Tassel. Buffalo hide is a very tuff but rigid material, don’t expect to be writing too many text messages while wearing this.
Left Hand Glove (For Right Handed Person)
Size Medium One Only