We have received mail from a viewer stating that she found the title of the following item offensive. So as to comply with her wishes we have decided to rename this item. We had a quick pole in the office for a suitable new name and we are happy to say the result was unanimous:
New in, from the same supplier that last year brought us the ' I've got my head stuck in a small coconut' Falconry Hood. We are fairly certain we will be the exclusive supplier of.....(Drum Roll)........Poo Justin On a Rope
YES, In this fiendishly simple stroke, the creator has taken a traditional leather bird lure design and applied a minimalist inspiration from Sweden, discarding the finely sculptured feather like edges with a smoother ergonomic design. Further unnecessary decadent features such as a weighted hoop in a pleasant contrasting colour have also been stripped away leaving this simplistic brown Bezier curve.
Poo Justin on a Rope Lure
Brown, Real Leather, Durable. Contains no actual is full of (Ed.) fecal matter. Comes complete with Creance (Rope and Handle)
Brown Leather Lure